God, apparently deciding Noah agreed a little too quickly for his liking, changes the rules a bit in this chapter. Instead of Noah bringing two of every animal, now Noah has to bring seven of every clean animal, including birds, and two of every unclean animal. Noah, being a six hundred year old man (seriously!) was nevertheless one hell of a trouper, because he did everything God asked him to, and in return he got to spend 190 days (40 days of rain, and another 150 to wait for things to dry off) in a rickety wooden boat with thousands of smelly animals (such as his sons and their families. Zing!)
Anyway, everything else on Earth died. Sucks to be them.
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