In order to find righteous people, two angels went door to door in Sodom. They found Lot, who took them in and gave them bread, as was the custom of the time. Unfortunately, these angels were apparently fine pieces of man meat, and so the other villagers came to Lot’s house and demanded he hand over the angels, so the mob might bone them senseless. Not wanting to subject his houseguests to rape, Lot made the next logical choice: He offered the crowd his daughters to rape instead.
Unfortunately, before this transaction could be completed, the angels pulled Lot back into the house and told him to gather up his entire extended family and belongings and leave the city. No one but his wife and daughters would listen though, and so he took his immediate family away from Sodom, so that God could feel free to destroy it without any hard feelings. God ordered him to flee far away, and never look back. Unfortunately, Lot’s wife realized at the last moment that she might have left the stove on, and glanced back in the direction of Sodom looking for any stove fires, and POOF, she was a pillar of salt.
Once Lot had left, God, deciding to go ahead and destroy evil men no matter what Friends had to say about it, proceeded to rain fire on Sodom and Gommorah, and destroyed them both.
In the meantime, Lot took his two daughters (who apparently weren’t all that perturbed about the fact that their father had tried to hand them over to a mob of rapists earlier) and lived in a cave. The daughters, concerned about their father’s prostate health, conspired to get him loaded and sleep with him. After two nights in which Lot’s daughters slept with him while he was loaded, they both got knocked up. They eventually had sons, who we assume had webbed feet and six toes, both of whom went on to have a ton of other kids.
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