Sensible Madness

Some time ago, I had this grandiose idea to translate the entire Bible into language the average imbecile could understand. Since doing anything so time consuming as learning Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and God only knows what other language to translate the original text was right out, I decided to just sort of "reinterpret" an existing English translation. Since, as a recovering Mormon, I have the unshakable belief that the King James Version is the only true Bible, I had my work cut out for me. After all, who would possibly tackle translating a 17th century text into modern English, other than the thousands who have tried before me? No one, that's who.

This book is my ongoing attempt to fulfill this dream. I hope it will inspire you as it has inspired me.